Spoiler alert the entirety of the pilot is Coulson and his team tracking down Fury for ruining his trading cards.
“Agent Coulson, sir, the briefing file isn’t really clear - who are we tracking down?”
“An highly dangerous individual. This mission is top priority; our target has sabotaged extremely valuable S.H.I.E.L.D. property.”
Hundreds of miles away
“…Motherfucker.”
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Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films
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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR SOMEBODY TO MAKE THIS GIF SET.
I like how Benedict Cumberbatch and Loki are on the tumblr. C:
tom is on that dash. and loki and omg this
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News headline of the day (x).
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HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazingwhat
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
thats so cute tho look at them and their chubby little arms and face and theyre just swimmin like fuck yall looikit me i am HOT SHIT YO and wow look at the babies stickin their tongues out and the one in the second gif bein all bABY OUT YO man babies are so cute i love babies
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